Now we know where to march with our pitchforks and flaming torches.
Remember these?
Thanks, intrepid commenter at Endless Simmer, for doing the leg work and helping us focus our hate. This is what they’re teaching college students in Oklahoma to do. I call for an immediate freeze on federal monies to all Oklahoma higher education facilities until we can have a little talk about this.
Fucking Okies.
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Heh heh, there ARE higher education facilities in Oklahoma?!
HAHA! They have all of these “scientific” looking photos…ummmm…You’re making f*’n peanut butter slices!!
In addition to what I said before…
These are the perfect culinary delight for those with the PICA condition AS WELL AS nerds who have no life.
:O)
I am an Okie, and before you throw all of us under the bus, they created it at Oklahoma STATE. Big difference between that and the University of Oklahoma, where I graduated. Sooners know that peanut butter should stay in a jar, I promise.
court, the distinction is duly noted.
fucking oklahoma staters.
What is really disappointing is that they didn’t have the stamina to create “Jelly Slice”. If I were the kind of person too tired (lazy) to spread peanut butter on some bread, what makes them think that I would want to dirty a knife and waste precious time spreading jelly? Seriously.
You should market your own pre-made Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches for those of us who just can’t make them ourselves. You can add it to the TNS FoPro line.
I’m in favor of any way that my household can go through more plastic.
Uh, CK, hate to be the bearer of bad news, but have you seen uncrustables? http://www.smuckers.com/fg/otg/uncrustables/default.asp
Frozen PB and J with no crust, take it from the freezer, stick it in your kid’s bag. The future is now, apparently. Sounds nasty, but hey, I don’t have kids, so I hardly care. PB slices though…ew.
Crap. I obviously don’t watch enough TV. That’s nasty.
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Cracks me up how they insist it was concieved while “goofing off” because this rebel attitude will help appeal to the kids. Naaaaasty looking stuff.