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Weekend Frig: Supermarket Terrors

Weekend Frig: Supermarket Terrors

Good job with the meringues, everyone; as a group you’re much more meringue-savvy than I.  No guessing games today, just good ol’ fashioned processed supermarket fun.  Just push n’ eat!

Aug, 30
The frig? Does anyone else see a pig snout in this?

The frig? Does anyone else see a pig snout in this?

As per my plan, you’ve all been snookered by the appearance of “bits” in yesterday’s Frig? Despite Minimally Invasive‘s most excellent response of “chopped up dentures in Greek yogurt” and the many people who thought they saw herring, what you were actually looking at was a vat of plain ol’ sour cream (well played, Traci!) ...

Aug, 29
Thursday Night Smackdown: Hurry, man, before there’s still time.

Thursday Night Smackdown: Hurry, man, before there’s still time.

When will smackdown get better?* It’s sad, really, because any dinner was bound to be a let down after last night’s tomatogasm. I’m still reeling a little, and I spent the whole day cornering co-workers and forcing them to listen to me monologue about tomatoes as they nodded politely (the co-workers, not the tomatoes). Still, ...

Aug, 29
The frig?  This should have stayed in Vegas.

The frig? This should have stayed in Vegas.

It’s kinda-sorta-two in a row for catnip, who once again comes closest with a guess of “one of those single serve tuna things.”  Single serve, correct; tuna thing, not quite. I’ll let the photographer explain in her own words:

Aug, 28
You say tomato, I say to-WHOA, Nellie.

You say tomato, I say to-WHOA, Nellie.

I would have invited you over for dinner, but I couldn’t find your phone number anywhere, I SWEAR. I’m a little sad tonight, because I’ve just learned that I’ve wasted 30 years of my life not eating delicious, delicious tomatoes. You see, I always thought I didn’t like tomatoes. Tomato sauce, sure (as long as ...

Aug, 28
The frig?  I’m not mad, I’m just…disappointed.

The frig? I’m not mad, I’m just…disappointed.

Congrats to catnip and [eatingclub] vancouver js, who came closest to guessing yesterday’s Frig? with “raw dark chicken meat” and “thigh meat-type thing,” respectively.  Sadly, no one got the correct answer, which was ground turkey marinating in soy sauce, and not intestines covered in baked beans. Who knew?  I’ll never look at ground turkey the ...

Aug, 27
The frig?  Someone actually ATE this?

The frig? Someone actually ATE this?

Congrats to Allison, who was the first to correctly identify yesterday’s Frig? as a moldy orange. Or, as the photo’s taker described it, “the booty end of an orange given to me by a co-worker.” A passive-aggressive co-worker who does not like her, apparently. I was intrigued by how many people mistook the moldy bits ...

Aug, 26

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