Thursday Night Smackdown
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Thursday Night Smackdown: I’m sorry, I just can’t tonight.

Thursday Night Smackdown: I’m sorry, I just can’t tonight.

I know this blog is supposed to be about food, but I really don’t think I can do it tonight. And I thought it might help to tell you why. I’m a little worried about myself. Maybe a lot worried. I’ve struggled with mental health issues ever since I was a little kid. About 6 ...

Jul, 31
Cheap Ass Mondays:  Italian Beach Pasta

Cheap Ass Mondays: Italian Beach Pasta

I accidentally took all of these pictures with my camera set on “foliage.” Sorry. Tonight’s dinner is a total throwback to my childhood, and has not been modified in any way from the way my mom used to make it. It’s an odd dish, I don’t really know its origins and I don’t really expect ...

Jul, 28
Vanquishing the Noid

Vanquishing the Noid

Le sigh. Hello. My name is Michelle, and I am addicted to grilled pizza.

Jul, 27
Thursday Night Smackdown:  The Horror, Y’all.  The Horror.

Thursday Night Smackdown: The Horror, Y’all. The Horror.

OH DEAR GOD IT BURNS. Lock your doors, pull down the window shades and turn off the lights: Paula Deen & Friends are Living It Up, Southern Style with “Chicken Divan” and you DO NOT want to be there when it happens. I was there and I will never be the same. MAY YOU ALL ...

Jul, 24
Pluot Pluot, Fizz Fizz

Pluot Pluot, Fizz Fizz

What a relief it is, mothafuckas. So I mosey into Pathmark the other night looking for bargain basement, just-about-to-turn plums to make some sorbet, bag up a couple pounds of soft, deep crimson beauties and bring ‘em home only to discover that they’re not plums and I should pay more attention to labels. They’re pluots, ...

Jul, 22
Calling All NYC-area Cookbook Hoarders

Calling All NYC-area Cookbook Hoarders

Let it be known that the Strand Annex on Fulton Street – which is great for cookbooks – is closing 8/15 and all stock is currently 50% off. Shelves are emptying, but good deals (Larousse Gastronomique, anyone?) are still to be had.

Jul, 22
Cheap Ass Monday:  Cheap As Free

Cheap Ass Monday: Cheap As Free

I am BACK. A gaping wound IS NOT ENOUGH TO STOP ME. I’ve never had a cut deep enough that it healed from the inside out before; even though it’s clearly knitting together underneath and is no longer seeping, it still looks like I have an open gash in my hand. Grody. Dinnertime! Aside from ...

Jul, 21

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