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Smoke-a-Thon 2008: The Porkening

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Pictures here courtesy of The Girl Who Ate Everything. Olives and cake courtesy of No Recipes. Meat coma courtesy of 60.21 pounds of pork.*

More pics and recipes coming when we recover from the aftermath. More pix after the jump.

*Which means: Evil Chef Mom, you win! Email me the address where I should send your prize. Everyone else: how big do you think my refrigerator is? You’re all nuts.

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26 Comments

  1. courtney
    May 27, 2008

    HMMM. I know what that cake is about. What a feast! I wish Ilived in NYC.

  2. Christey
    May 27, 2008

    omg! that looks so absolutely heavenly! i want all 60 lbs of it.
    now.
    in my face.

    sigh.

  3. Oh god, look at all that pork. Amazing. Do you suppose “porkening” is a funnier word than “spatchcock?” That cake looks gorgeous too :)

  4. Teetleworm
    May 27, 2008

    Your site is fuckin’ great. Those ribs look orgasmic. And I know good ribs. Ya gotta burn some of that sauce on. The beer looked good too.

  5. Rebecca Lindamood
    May 27, 2008

    I am having ribs tonight and it’s a darned good thing they’ve been cooking for several hours or I’d have to go butcher a hog to have ‘em.

    I’d like to share my family’s “pork grace” that we say each time we have said meat at dinner. We bought half a feeder pig named Pinky from some farmer friends a few months ago. Each time Pinky adorns our table we all say, “Pinky was a good pig. …And he’s even better now. Amen.”

    For some reason I thought that’d appeal to you.

  6. Rachel
    May 27, 2008

    If I hadn’t eaten ribs while I was in Calgary last week, I’d be really, really unhappy right now. Actually, I’m still pretty unhappy, but at least I’m not totoally deprived of ribs, just your ribs.

    I’d like to down a few dozen of those cakes and cookies too.

    But what’s with all of those vegetables on the plate?

    Rebecca L: That’s one of the funniest things I’ve heard all day!

  7. Robyn
    May 27, 2008

    Should there be another contest to guess how many pounds of pork are left over? ;D

    Oh my god I wish I had eaten more ribs. I only ate 4! What the hell! I need another chance.

  8. Marc @ NoRecipes
    May 27, 2008

    I went for the two helpings, but now I’m wishing I had gone for 3. Thanks again Michelle!

  9. [...] in pork and the other half in beer. I don’t want to steal her thunder, so I’ll let you mosey on over there to read about it, but I will say that if you’re ever lucky enough to get invited over [...]

  10. melissa
    May 27, 2008

    Dammit, the PORK OJ THE PORK. WHY WHYYYYYY am I cursed not to be able to have a grill right now?? *CRYING*

    Glad you had a successful cookout and meet-up. Quite the variety of beer there!

  11. You complete me.

    One measly boston butt was nearly my undoing this weekend. I bow to your superior porkening skills!

  12. Nikki
    May 27, 2008

    You scare me. Your food looks good. This yearly extravaganza you have… Fabulous!

  13. PeterMarcus
    May 27, 2008

    Wooooow. Not just the pork (which looks apocalypticly good), but I don’t think I see the same brand of beer twice in that cooler. Impressive!

  14. toontz
    May 27, 2008

    Yum. That’s all I have to say. Oh, no wait. I forgot. I was only off 18 pounds!

  15. [...] said, it tastes like heaven and your friends will love you if you bring it to their BBQ. I’ll admit I’ve always been curious about how these were made, but like with [...]

  16. Mike
    May 28, 2008

    Dude… those ribs look right fuckin delish. As does all the beer. Looks similar to the Super Bowl party at my house… but twice as much pig. Jesus, I thought I was hardcore… Looking forward to the writeup!!!

  17. Mike
    May 28, 2008

    Incidentally, is it coincidence that you share your last name with the brilliant grill creating company of the same name?

  18. michelle
    May 28, 2008

    teetleworm, glad you like it here. you have the best handle ever.

    rebecca l., best story about pig EVER EVER EVER.

    rob and marc, thanks so much for coming! i’m glad you enjoyed yourselves, and the pork. it was great to meet you in person!

    mike, total coincidence.

    everyone else, eat your hearts out! it was f’ing good pork.

  19. Tartelette
    May 28, 2008

    You make me hungry when skies are grey…please don’t take my porky away…:) I hunger!!
    and I think I spotted an Opera…

  20. canarygirl
    May 28, 2008

    Gaaaawwwwddd daaaaaaammmit that’s alotta pork! And, for the record? I’d rather eat that pork than my heart out. :P How fun to get together with other bloggers! I don’t think there even *is* another blogger in Las Palmas. lmfao Everything looks beautiful, the pork, the beer and the caaaaake. *smacks lips*

  21. brittany
    May 28, 2008

    Is that a daring baker cake I see in there?

    I was waaaaaay of on the pork estimate, but I think I may have been close on the beer….

    Looks like heaven on a grill.

  22. We Are Never Full
    May 29, 2008

    i want to meet bloggers!! but only fun ones can apply.

    man… that sounds like a great and fun and delicious day. me jealous!

  23. Syrie
    June 4, 2008

    I can’t bear it! This looks so damn good I wish I could have just one bite! Ok, maybe 15.

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  25. Jaden
    May 27, 2009

    OH. MY. YUMMINESS!

    Swung by via way of Pistols & Popcorn. Now I’m salivating, and craving ribs. Looks like a kick asssssss Memorial Day party :)

  26. Jaden
    May 27, 2009

    Uhhh yeah. Just realized that this was LAST year’s porkening. DOH! Your pictures of delicious food distracted me. I bet this year’s was even better :)

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