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tacogate ’08: mrs. morales’ flan

UPDATE:  We’ve been visited by Mrs. Morales!  Check out the comments for the recipe for this monumental flan!

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A giant fucking flan.

This enormous, delicious flan was oh-so-kindly prepared by Mrs. Morales. Her son Jason, a Scrabble-a-thon participant, informs me that she reads TNS and would be tickled to see a picture of her huge and scrumptious flan. So I give you: Mrs. Morales’ Flan. It had a perfect texture, delicious caramel, fed 20 people easily and balanced the federal budget, all before noon.

Mrs. Morales, your son is terrible at Scrabble, but we love your colossal, Brobdingnagian, wonderful wonderful flan.

If we all ask very nicely, there is a chance she may appear in the comments and tell us how to make this outstanding, gargantuan flan.

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11 Comments

  1. That is one gorgeous flan! Flan is one of my all time faves. any flan with the name Morales associated with it has got to be fab! I hope we can coax her to tell us how she makes it. Is bribery out of the question? ;)

  2. Kate
    March 18, 2008

    That is indeed one gorgeous flan. I don’t play scrabble for shit, but I’m a fast learner. I may have to locate, stalk, and crash. I’ll bring homemade tortillas.

  3. michelle
    March 18, 2008

    susan: tell me about it! no one wanted to cut into it because it looked so good, so i had to take one for the team. i’m selfless that way.

    kate: anytime!

  4. Carol
    March 18, 2008

    Scrabble! it’s been yonks – maybe it’s time to bring it out again! Great Looking Flan, Michelle – and I’m selfless like you. Thanks for visiting!

  5. Peter
    March 18, 2008

    Looks flantastic.

    Any food blog that alludes to Groucho & Gulliver in the same month automatically gets a link.

    Your newest flan fan.

  6. linda
    March 19, 2008

    How big was it that it could feed 20! people?
    Sure looks delicious!

  7. michelle
    March 19, 2008

    carol: it’s always time for scrabble!

    peter: thanks! flan: fun to say, more fun to eat!

    linda: it practically had it’s own zip code. that plate it’s sitting on is 14 inches in diameter.

  8. Culinary Cowgirl
    March 19, 2008

    Oh man, I do love a good flan…but I can honestly say, I’ve never heard of one that big. Tremendous…wish I could’ve tasted it. And finally, thanks for stopping by my site!

  9. claudia (cook eat FRET)
    March 19, 2008

    wow
    flan, i love it
    love it to DEATH
    and i need a great recipe
    the sauce looks pink and i am assuming it’s an illusion

    i need to make flan
    soon
    cause i love flan

  10. Christie
    March 21, 2008

    OMG – recipe please! That is so drool-worthy.

  11. Mrs Morales
    March 31, 2008

    I’ve gotten tired of waiting for my bribery so here is the receipt:

    Equipment:
    -blender
    -double boiler, (large enough, no plastic this is going in the oven)
    -stove, oven (pre-heat)
    -strainer

    Ingredients:
    -3 cans of carnation milk
    -9 large eggs (3 eggs per can of carnation milk if you’d like to make a smaller flan)
    -1/2 cup sugar
    -pinch of salt
    -2 tsp vanilla extract
    -1 8oz package of cream cheese at room temp

    Method:
    Step 1
    -Mix eggs, cream cheese, milk and sugar (if you use 3 cans of milk you’ll have to do this step in two batches)
    -strain mixture into large bowl, add vanilla and pinch of salt

    Step 2
    -in inner pot mix 1 cup sugar and enough water to just cover the sugar. mix sugar and water.
    -over low heat caramelize sugar DO NOT STIR AT THIS POINT. When mixture starts browning then move pot so all mixture browns. Careful not to burn.
    -remove from stove, allow to cool 3-4 minutes

    Step 3
    -pour mixture from Step 1 onto caramelized sugar.
    -place double boiler in preheated oven at 350F for approximately 45 minutes.
    -the water in between pots should be about half way
    -it’s done when knife comes out dry

    Step 4
    -Allow to cool to room temperature then cover and refrigerate over night
    -to unmold knife around flan
    -cover with a plater larger than the pot then carefully and quickly flip over.

    Step 5
    -Enjoy

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